The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance
Writer, actress, and gorgeous stand up comedian: Introducing the Mormon Tina Fey Its lonely being a Mormon in New York City. So once again, Elna Baker attends the New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dancea virgin in a room full of virgins doing the Macarena. Her Queen Bee costume, which involves a black funnel stuck to her butt for a stinger, isnt attracting the attention shed anticipated. So once again, Elna is alone at the punch bowl, stocking up on generic Oreos, exactly where youd expect to find a single Mormon whos also a Big Girl. But loneliness is nothing compared to what happens when she loses eighty pounds. . . . and falls in love with an atheist. The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Danceis the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl whos cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios: selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz; making out with Joaquin Phoenixs chef in Ben Afflecks apartment; and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.
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|Grouping Title||new york regional mormon singles halloween dance|
|Grouping Author||baker elna|
|Last Grouping Update||2019-01-01 01:10:20AM|
|Last Indexed||2019-11-13 04:35:22AM|
|available_at_gcld||GRC Granby Library|
|detailed_location_gcld||GRC Granby Non-Fiction|
|display_description||In this hilarious, tongue-in-cheek memoir, writer, actress, and gorgeous stand up comedian Elna Baker tells what it's like to be the Mormon "Tina Fey"--the girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU; the girl who's cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot.|
|owning_library_gcld||Grand County Library Dist|
|owning_location_gcld||GRC Granby Library|
Mormons -- United States -- Biography
|title_display||The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance|
|title_full||The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance / Elna Baker|
|title_short||The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance|